Nuke Walker as Assl Pose
Hi' I'm Assl, I'm the one who sings and acts like an asshole. There are those
who would say I'm not acting. Nothing makes me happier than e-mails of nudie
pictures (females only), except maybe finding a pair of
fake snakeskin boots for nothing at a thrift store.
Eamonn Gallagher as Stash
Eamonn desparately needs a photo and a bio.
Dan Walker as Shizzy Radlin
Dan began playing guitar at age 14 in Florida . It was the mid 80's & there was a big local progressive metal scene. Dan was heavily influenced by some of the local bands like Crimson Glory, Savatage and Athiest. After high school he moved to Ohio , the state of his birth, to join a band with his brother. During his tenure in Ohio he played in 2 bands worth mentioning. One was a progressive metal band named Seventh Jester, and the other was an industrial metal band called Cyberchrist. With those bands he played numerous gigs and opened for bands like Coal Chamber and Sevendust, and also released a few self- produced recordings which may still be found floating around cd collections in northeast Ohio.
Tired of the northern winters Dan moved to Texas in the winter of 2001. Since then he has kept himself busy playing cover tunes in the bands Dos Guys and Brother Monkey, and he had a two year stint in the band JustCause during which they released an independent full length cd entitled Under the Influence.
Allan Tait as Puff McDragon
Allan has played bass for 20 years, in L.A., San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Montreal and Johannesburg.
He likes to cook. And drink. And play bass. And get tattoos. And he has an MBA, so, seriously, what a catch, ladies! ROWR. Oh, he likes Ampeg SVTs, Avatar and Boogie cabinets, MXR effects and he makes his own basses.
Sparky Sorenson Smack Badler
Sparky joins Child-o-mine after tens years of playing the Dallas local scene with several bands such as HOLLOW, Highpoint and Goldshell to name a few. Sparky is a Chicago native and has been playing the drums for 24 years. He got his first drum kit at the age of 4 and his parents have never regreted it. His sister however moved to Canada to get away from the constant noise the minute she graduated highschool. Sparky has shared the stage with such notable national acts as Drowning Pool, Nickelback, Incubus, SevenMaryThree, Nonpoint and many others. Along with his kick you in the ass kick drum, Sparky is noted for his "flashy" style of playing thanks to his 20 year man crush on Tommy Lee. Ever see anyone juggle drumsticks in the middle of Paradise City...? Well now you can!