Sparky! The Sparkster! Spark-o-matic! And as you can see, he can read and write. Score!

All knobs set to 11!

I think they mean "boarders"...

Winner of the 2005 Mr. Universe Prize, "Foot" Category.

Sweet dyed quilt maple finish.

Couple more effects and Allan won't have to come to rehearsal at all.

MISTER CHARLIE MANS- i mean MISTER EAMONN GALLAGHER!!!

Assl has exactly the same range as Mariah Carey!

Now we know where his devilish good looks come from...