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Rhythm and Literacy

Sparky! The Sparkster! Spark-o-matic! And as you can see, he can read and write. Score!

Sunburst Les Paul

All knobs set to 11!

Danny boy!

I think they mean "boarders"...

Sparky's Best Feature

Winner of the 2005 Mr. Universe Prize, "Foot" Category.

Ebony Les Paul

Sweet dyed quilt maple finish.

Ghetto Pedalboard

Couple more effects and Allan won't have to come to rehearsal at all.

Drink Plenty of Fluids

MISTER CHARLIE MANS- i mean MISTER EAMONN GALLAGHER!!!

Attach pliers to scrotum and squeeze

Assl has exactly the same range as Mariah Carey!

BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS

Now we know where his devilish good looks come from...

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